Free Christmas card

Tell a mate where they stand this year.

Put their name on the ____ometer, pick a message and send it by link. They crack the seal. The needle does the rest.

Their name goes off the chart. Up to 12 letters.
Pick a message
Wording on the card

Free. Making one adds you to the What The Actual! mailing list: occasional emails from the Chief Assessor, new readings and offers. Unsubscribe any time.

Their name

Up to 12 letters. It lands in the off-the-chart slot.

A message

Four ready-made lines, all written for the occasion.

Send it

WhatsApp, text or email. They tap the seal and it plays.

Preview · tap the seal

A card for Big Dave

OFF THE CHART

Merry
Christmas

WHAT THE ACTUAL!

Merry Christmas,
A mate x
To: Big Dave