Free · issued by the Standards Board

Certificate of Assessment

Type their name, pick their reading, and the Chief Assessor will sign it off. Download it, send it to the group chat, frame it for their birthday.

Up to 14 letters. Nicknames are encouraged.
The reading
Wording

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Certificate issued

You’re on the list. Download it, send it round, frame it if you must.

Now make it official Put their name on a bauble, apron or Santa sack